Massage Chain

3 or more people arranged in a line with each person giving the next in line a shoulder rub.

On April 28, 2010, 1,223 people lined up and gave each other shoulder massages to form the current Guinness World Record for Longest Massage Chain

Massage Chain by Portland LMT July 14, 2011

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breaking the message chain

On Myspace or other sites with private messaging, after a series of back-and-forth messages, sending one that ultimately ends the chain.

You: Hey, what's up?
Girl: Not much. How bout you? =]
You: I want to skeet on your face and make you slurp it up.
You: Wait, I didn't break the message chain did I?

breaking the message chain

breaking the message chain by Myspace Addict January 5, 2008

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Chain Message

A chain message is usually a message that is untraceable when it it first sent.They are usually sent because of the threat of bad things, such as being cursed, haunted, bad sex, relatives dying or death itself. Do not re send a chain message because it won't work and its stupid. Blackberry Messenger and email are most affected.

Chain messages don't work so don't bother with them. Making the up is just as bad. Luckily there are such things as spam filters.

Chain Message by Hashdog63748 September 20, 2013

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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