1. A weapon so powerful that simple possession of it influences policy decisions and deters aggressors.

2. An annoying collection of words that will usually induce intelligent but information deficient individuals to vomit generalized arguments against a broader, long-term regional policy that they will not understand even after it has played out.
1. The 2nd use of WMD is closely related to the following chain of events: Billy is a hipster. Billy is smart but dropped economics at University. Billy has never read an intelligence finding or foreign policy report. Billy sees a TSHIRT that says ‘no blood for oil’. Billy knows the following: BUSH&CHENEY are oilmen. Iraq has oil. Billy regurgitates what he hears from MoreOn.org and Al Franken. Billy is useful. Billy is an idiot. Billy wants to invizzle the Mullahs to a love in. We have to pay to protect Billy
by Randy Bounds December 11, 2003
Get the weapons of mass destruction mug.
1. Biological, nuclear, or chemical weapons designed to kill on a large scale
2. Things that the US own, but monitors everybody else's use of, because they have some deluded idea that only they can responsibly own them.
3. Also known as NEII (Not Existent In Iraq)
George W. Bush says we must invade Iraq because they had WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION, and then passes resolutions authorizing the US to build more WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION.
Get the Weapons of Mass Destruction mug.
A pussy so nasty and filled with disease that its mear opening lets out a series of toxins so deadly it can destroy the ozone layer and be used as a weapon of mass destruction.
A local slut/whore equipped with a mass-destruction-pussy bends over slightly causeing an army of toxins to decent and every living thing within a 1000 mile radius is evaporated.
by Misty Griffith & Steph Dials November 15, 2008
Get the mass-destruction-pussy mug.
1. The only thing that detered a massive war between Russia and the United States during the Cold War.
2. Something that stopped a massive invasion of Japan during World War 2 and saved many American soldiers lives.
by Prophecy August 15, 2003
Get the Weapons of Mass Destruction mug.
1. Any type of chemical, biological, or nuclear weapon.
2. Stock excuse for any nation of the Free World to invade any other nation of the not-so-Free World that they don't like.
1. Saddam has (or rather, had) weapons of mass destruction.
2. We will depose all dictators who have weapons of mass destruction
by wambob July 17, 2003
Get the Weapons of Mass Destruction mug.