a tribe of native africans, living mostly in kenya and tanzania. they participate in many cultural activities, such as dieing their hair red with mud, draping red sheet-like things over their bodies for clothes, drinking cows blood, and stretching their ears. most of their jewlery is intricate beadwork. and cattle are of high importance to them, as they signify wealth. the masias started the now common trend of flesh tunnels. they're also usually very tall. and live in close communities, sleeping in mud huts.
ignorant american: what the fuck is that black dude in the sheet doing to that cow?!
informed bystander: that's a masai, and whatever he is doing is part of his culture, so dont be bitchin'.
informed bystander: that's a masai, and whatever he is doing is part of his culture, so dont be bitchin'.
by hi im heather January 10, 2004
by pusyydestroyer45968039 March 17, 2019
masai is someone who lights up your world and makes your life better. he is strong, sexy, peaceful, and handsome. he is there for you, loves you with every piece of him and will do anything to make you happy. when you have a masai, you don’t need anyone else.
by anonymous🤭 October 21, 2022
Masai so like.. Masai
by urmomismybuddyholly March 7, 2022
Masai Barefoot Technology. Often associated with forehead carpet burns, damaged Christmas trees, broken CD storage units and in excess of 3 litres of cider.
by John Thurling May 21, 2008
Talented pianist whom likes neo soul and jazz, probably wears glasses, fucks bitches and gets money. big pp
by Your local fuckboy November 22, 2021