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Mayfield Secondary School 

A high school in Caledon Ontario where the sluts run free and the students are higher then their grades. Where the caf is filled with wild animals. Where half of the population walks to tims. Where certain girls give head in and around the recreation center, right shit in the bathroom stalls and make hot or not lists. Where there are a lot of jocks who are ass holes. Where you may hear "Fetch" in the hall. Where highschool movie cliques come to life in their stereotypical state. School that includes the regional arts program.

Most of the dancers are stuck up snobs and are too self absorbed to notice anything around them. They all talk shit about every other dancer behind each others back like ass holes.

Drama kids.... most are really cool and nice but some are also ass holes. They are actually pretty fun.

Art kids......these are the nice ones most are quiet and sweet. They are the kind of friends you want to have.

Music kids.....mix of everything. Some are super nice but then others and super stuck up and annoying.

Boundry Kids range from super sweet to ass holes. So get used to it.
"Dude, do you go to Mayfield Secondary School?".

"Ew, she gave head at the rec."

Baker Mayfield 

The brown streak in your underwear when you haven't wiped properly.
I hate doing my husbands laundry. He always leaves Baker Mayfields in his undies!
Baker Mayfield by LBKeveryday! December 20, 2015

max mayfield 

The best character in the Netflix series Stranger Things. Played by the incomparable Sadie Sink She plays video games, rides a skateboard, has red hair, and is totally adorable. If you don't like her, you deserve to be raped by a Demagorgon.
Mad Max Mayfield can beat your score at Dig Dug, and can probably beat your ass too!!
max mayfield by KrispyDymond December 15, 2017

Dirty Mayfield 

The act of leaving a poop stain around someones mouth after eating out someone's buttocks.
Does Gerald have a mustache or is that a dirty mayfield I can't tell.

Jeremy Mayfield

Nascar driver who is unfairly persecuted against by the mafia controlled Racing empire. Doesn't agree with the "entertainment" avenue traveled by the sport, and lives by the "Shut Up and Drive" mantra. Also, loves to take the smart drug adderall to get high, however, this is not the same as smoking methamphetamine. Was banned by Nascar after proving he was right, but not having the same 348957258073458934 billion dollars in revenue (as them) to win his argument.
"Man I got fired today, guess that's what I get for being such a Jeremy Mayfield"
Jeremy Mayfield by lickip July 17, 2009