Mary was also the first Pope of the Catholic Church, and was not a prostitute but a wealthy fisherwoman. (Peter was more of a secular leader than a spiritual one, the role that Mary Magdalene filled.) The story of the sinful woman at Simon's house was somehow interspersed with the life of Mary Magdalene.
John: "Really? What kind of oil did she use? I'll bet your feet are still really clean and soft."
Jesus: "I think she used olive oil. Whatever. It was the bomb yo!"
girls #2 and 3: ahah your such a mary magdalene!