A no-win situation or scenario, in which every action is effectively countered by a force either seen or unseen.
by Ko - be - ashi Ma - ru April 14, 2003
A ship run by evil Japanese savages used to kill innocent whales for the fun of it.
The crew on the ship tell major lies that calls their actions "research", and they act like a bunch of cry babis when the noble Paul Watson and his Sea Shepherds give the Japanese whaler what they deserve.
The crew on the ship tell major lies that calls their actions "research", and they act like a bunch of cry babis when the noble Paul Watson and his Sea Shepherds give the Japanese whaler what they deserve.
The Japanese crew of the Yushin Maru is so damn stupid, Obama should have the USAF take that ship out.
by Danny Duignan from Facebook November 4, 2009
A demonic king of the 14th Pit of Hell. He is a Vessel that holds a Deity names Roubi. Eijiro is also the one to save us all from total annihilation.
by That-one-bish October 18, 2018
by rhaps0dy August 9, 2004
The USS Kobayashi Maru was a Class 3 neutronic fuel carrier. It is a fictional starship in the fictional Star Trek franchise.
"This is the Kobayashi Maru, nineteen periods out of Altair VI. We have struck a gravitic mine and have lost all power..."
by Jktine May 17, 2009
The no-win scenario in which anal sex is suggested with your partner. Specifically:
1.How you can posit the endeavor with a reasonable expectation of success.
2. How your partner can decline in a polite and indirect (yet firm) manner.
3.Whether things might be weird afterword.
1.How you can posit the endeavor with a reasonable expectation of success.
2. How your partner can decline in a polite and indirect (yet firm) manner.
3.Whether things might be weird afterword.
So I tried the Backdoor Maru with my girlfriend.
How'd that work out for ya?
She said she wanted to try it but then all of a sudden she was afraid. of course I said I'd be gentle.
Of course, but that didn't work, did it?
No. Then I reminded her that I bought special lube, condoms, and even a guidebook. She then reminded me that she had mexican for dinner, but we tried it anyway.
Nice work! So how was it?
As it turns out she likes it... but I don't.
Yeah, that's the Backdoor Maru for ya.
How'd that work out for ya?
She said she wanted to try it but then all of a sudden she was afraid. of course I said I'd be gentle.
Of course, but that didn't work, did it?
No. Then I reminded her that I bought special lube, condoms, and even a guidebook. She then reminded me that she had mexican for dinner, but we tried it anyway.
Nice work! So how was it?
As it turns out she likes it... but I don't.
Yeah, that's the Backdoor Maru for ya.
by Mendicantwriter November 1, 2009
1.It is said when penguins remind themselves of their weird,horribly-designed or evil fiction counter-parts. 2.It is also said when penguins try to summon a demon.
1."Hey, remember about PenguinMcOpus-Maru?"
1."Yeah, why do they think we are friends with seals? Why do they think we're evil?"
2."Hocus-pocus, abra, dabra,cabra. PenguimMcOpus-Maru."
1."Yeah, why do they think we are friends with seals? Why do they think we're evil?"
2."Hocus-pocus, abra, dabra,cabra. PenguimMcOpus-Maru."
by Pengiii October 14, 2018