Maru is a beautiful sexy lady, always wanting to dance at every wedding. Maru is intelligent and smart and like to talk a lot. She loves to be the center of attention and dresses cool. Maru is also very loving and when she finds someone she‘s soft and gentle. Sometimes Maru wants to know things better than everyone thats when she‘s anoying but its because she has a brillant mind.
Maru loves shopping and sales and go crazy when she sees one. She‘s funny and always to have for a joke. Maru is pretty, humble and a real gangster.
Maru loves shopping and sales and go crazy when she sees one. She‘s funny and always to have for a joke. Maru is pretty, humble and a real gangster.
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by Harmin June 12, 2006
Self-absorbed narcissistic asshole who thinks everyone’s into him but then he just wants to have sex with nice girls
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The Bokononist ritual of the mingling of awarenesses. Involves pressing the bare soles of the feet against another's with closed eyes. Bokononism is the fictional religion based on lies from the 1963 novel 'Cat's Cradle' by Kurt Vonnegut.
by g-rich January 20, 2011
A no-win situation caused by a set of rules that can only be won by changing the rules, in effect, cheating. This term comes from the name of a small ship in distress in a scenario shown in a Star Trek movie. According to the film, the scenario is featured in a training simulator for students attempting to become ship's captains. They receive a distress signal from the Kobayashi Maru and can either attempt to rescue it and be destroyed by enemy forces or leave it and let it be destroyed. James T. Kirk, according to the film, is the only person to have won the scenario--by reprogramming the simulator. Kobayashi Maru, loosely translated, means "Little wooden ship."
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