2 definitions by Glitchforces1

An appendage in the form of a long cylinder with a pointed dome head hanging from the pelvic region of the human body, while being angled to one side of the body almost as if it’s connected to the upper thigh
That man I hooked up with last night definitely had a wonky dick, it was hot.

He got all up in me with that wonky dick.

“Shouldn’t be a mushroom dome not a pointed dome.” “No it’s a wonky dick not a normal dick.”
by Glitchforces1 August 6, 2022
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Self-absorbed narcissistic asshole who thinks everyone’s into him but then he just wants to have sex with nice girls
Maru played me!

Maru’s friend has an attractive voice.
by Glitchforces1 February 19, 2020
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