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A parody of creation loving bastards such as BooB's apparant pulling techniques and socialising
With my martitude i pulled 16 girls in 10 minutes last night.

You could all be a lot better if you had a little martitude
by martin March 23, 2003
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"MARTITUDE" is the false belief that you "Rock". In actual fact it is a complete parody of the person using the word.

See Also: Sarcasm
by Anonymous March 22, 2003
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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