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1.
1. A person too lazy and/or stupid to read.
2. A person that cannot correctly form sentences in English.
3. A person that grows hair directly underneath the eyes.
4. A person whose literacy is dubious.
5. A person that cannot spell or pronounce even simple words.
6. A person that believes Iraq is in Africa.
7. Nipple.
Man, that kid is so dump he watched the movie The Exorcist to prepare for a test on the book The Eye of the Needle!
by Kylan May 08, 2005