Martini Mom

A woman, usually a mother of a teenager, who frequently drinks to make herself feel better about her fake plastic life. Often seen wearing things a 17 year old would be wearing. Usually a victim of extensive plastic surgery for the purpose of making herself look like her teenage daughter. Often sleeps with several men, excluding her husband, who cries at night drinking his wifes martini.

John: Did you see what becky's mom was wearing?

Jill: Yeah she is such a freaking Martini Mom.

Martini Mom by GigiOmoyo October 17, 2008

Get merch

Get the Martini Mom mug.

See more merch

Martins Mom

The mom of your friend Martin, who is smoking hot and you don't know how Martin came from such finesse stock.

Martins Mom has got it going on

Martins Mom by Waggawoop March 8, 2024

Get merch

Related Words

Martini Mom • Martin moment • Martins Mom • martina moment • Martini • martini glasses • Martini 5 or 10 • Martini Baby • Martini bar • martini cucking

martina moment

a stupid,funny moment.

dam that was stupid..that was a martina moment right there!!

martina moment by piglet1234 June 23, 2009

Get merch

Martin moment

When a dog face ass ginger ass nigga gets some banging ass 10/10 unholy ass vile they/them pussy

Bladee's carreer is such a mf martin moment...

Martin moment by Big Tooksta February 17, 2022

Martin moment

When a lame ass dogface ginger looking brotha gets some 10/10 pussy on his dick and u almost can't believe how vile it is.

- "You heard of my new girl, bro?! She's bussin!!!!"
- "You just havin a martin moment -_-"

Martin moment by Big Tooksta February 17, 2022

Get merch

Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Get merch

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

Get merch