martin luther king

The modern day jesus. He died so kids could have no school for a day.

If it werent for Martin Luther King then I would have had to take my math test earlier

by Mikey Olivera, Bitch February 16, 2008

Martin luther king

Expression of frustration, surprise, anger or pain. Similar to Jesus Christ. Often modified with a "fucking" between any or all of the words.

1) Martin Luther King, that's hot!
2) Martin-fucking-Luther King!

by Daigoro July 31, 2006

martin luther king

A rhyming slang associated with jewlery or "bling"

#1. Mr T is drowning in Martin
#2. He'll never get through the airport with Martin Luther King!

by SamPeteAlex September 5, 2007

Martin Luther King Boulevard

If you are white, your are on the wrong road.

The comedian Chris Rock famously advised, 'If a friend calls you on the telephone and says they're lost on Martin Luther King Boulevard and they want to know what they should do, the best response is ‘Run!’

by Woogy March 30, 2008

Martin Luther King Street

Almost every city has a MLK Street and that is usually where you can find most of the African American population of the city.

Oooo gurl, there's a party tonite on Martin Luther King Street, at tha park.

OR

Turn on MLK Street, I gotta git somethin from my dawg.

by wat-u-kno-bout-dat? January 18, 2009

Martin Luther King-ing

When telling a member of the opposite sex, usually while lying, that you had a dream about them. Generally performed when wishing to initiate, or re-initiate contact with the target.

Dude, I'm totally Martin Luther King-ing this chick right now. Told her I had a dream about her last night and we have a date next week!

by SuperMonkeyManMilkMaid August 9, 2011

Martin Luther King Jr.

Real Name: Michael Lewis King Jr.

Born: January 15, 1929

Died: April 4, 1968 (39 years old)

WHAT SCHOOL WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE: A great guy who devoted his entire life to stopping discrimination against colored people before he got shot by some asshole.

REALITY: An unfaithful cheater who took pleasure in watching his friends rape women. He may have been a communist as well, although that's been up in the air for awhile.

Martin Luther King Jr. was not the hero that everyone makes him out to be.

by Someone who kinda exists August 11, 2021