mariah martian

A bitch who cant pull up her stanky ass fish smelling long ass ass crack pants.

Yesterday in Hillards class mariah martians ass crack was hanging iut bruh. I smelt that shit from my seat.

by small head June 26, 2020

Martian Meteor

When she shoots a ping pong ball out of her pussy at you while on her period.

I went to Stacey's last night and when I came out of the bathroom she hit me with a martian meteor! Fucking gross dude!

by TheRealMajorTom September 5, 2021

ass martian

1.a alien that likes ass's
2. a martian thats faceial area looks like a giant fat ass

example: the mars rover pick up many pictures of fucking ass martian s fucking eachother in the ass

by mr.smarterass April 26, 2009

Dirty Martian

a dirty martian is where someone goes to homedeopt and purchase an illegal imagrant/alien n takes him home to strangle him in the shower while he jacks off

Yo homes, lets go pick up some aliens from home deopt and have a dirty martian!

by MufasaNig December 14, 2010

Wal-Martian

A name for the combination of freaks such as goths, "gangstas", mexicans, etc., that hang around Wal-Mart.

Julia: I always try to get out of Wal-Mart as quickly as possible to avoid confrontation with the weirdos that hang out there.

Scott: You mean the "Wal-Martians"?

by JuliaK2011 December 21, 2008

Wal-Martian

The average Wal-Mart customer.

Why do the Wal-Martians leave carts sideways in the main aisle?

by 100db February 4, 2010

Wal-Martian

1.People not dressed normaly shopping at Wal-Mart 2. Having an abnormal appreance.

See Wal-Martians @ www.peopleofwalmart.com

by funtickets February 21, 2010