Jaeden Martell 

the most perfect boy to live, ever. Hes so beautiful and his voice is so relaxing. His acting is outstanding and his style is immaculate. His sense of humor is extremely funny and he supports everyone for who they are.

“Whos the boy who stutters in IT?”

“Oh thats Bill Denbrough, hes played by Jaeden Martell.”

Jaeden Martell by p!nk fluffY un!c0rns August 4, 2020

Marmesan 

The cheesy smegma that guys have on their helmets (bellends) when they don't wash their cocks regularly.

dick cheddar

GIRL:-'Ewwww what is that gross smell?'

GUY:-'What smell?'

GIRL:-'The wiff of cheese when you removed your pants!'

GUY:-'Errrrrr!!!, I don't know what you're talking about!!'

GIRL:-'Eeewwww, You have Marmesan!!!!!

Marmesan by foxyleelou July 19, 2012

marted 

an adjective used to describe a person's state of being when they have consumed an excessive amount of alcohol or drugs. A person who is feeling high, rowdy and/or "gone" may be symptomatic of being marted.

*marted derives from the french word marteau, meaning "hammer"

Mandem 1: "Bruhhh, I've only had 3 shots tonight but I'm feeling so smashed I can't even describe how gone I am!"

Mandem 2: "Fam, I think you're more than gone and more than smashed, I think you're marted!!"

marted by ratchetrachell August 19, 2017

Mareschizo 

When one's dedication and devotion for My Little Pony and its mares is so deep that the only source of the invididual's happiness are the ponies.

Mareschizo: I like to watch them, they fill me with joy.

Mareschizo by cutemares December 29, 2022

marten 

A tree dwelling member of the weasel family, known for its exquisite fur. They hunt squirrels.

Imagine a chocolate brown mink (or ferret). Now make the snout and ears a little longer and pointier. Lengthen the legs and tail too. It looks a little foxy. Now, imagine it running through tree branches like a squirrel -- only faster. This is the squirrel munching marten. It is in the same family as the mink and the ferret, it is not a "fox cat".

marten by Jill Gibb July 4, 2006

Marten 

Marten

The coolest fucker going and is the real definition of a LAD.
He is a really hot and handsome looking fella, and always gets the girls.
On nights out he will happily 'take one for the team' to help out his best buddies.
He is a beautiful human being form the outside aswel as the inside.
Girls find him irresistible because of his charm and his looks.
He is a true LAD and anyone that knows a Marten should be honored.

Look at him getting all the girls , what a Marten.

Marten by MartenLAD August 6, 2012

doc marten dental plan 

The swift and painful removal of all teeth. The instument used in this operation is a ten eyed steel capped pair of Doc Marten boots. This usually happens when you piss off followers of these paticular groups: Boneheads, Skinheads, and Oi kids.

The emo kids with their AFI shirts just signed up for a "doc marten dental plan" when they called the group of skins fags.

doc marten dental plan by Alcore September 23, 2006