A stick that walks, talks, breaths, and doesn't pick up after it's self. Also seen making love to branches.
"FUCK!! That Marlynda left a dead horse in my pool!"
Person 1:"I looked out my window and there was a stick riding a branch."
Person 2:"Oh, that must have been Marlynda..."
Person 1:"I looked out my window and there was a stick riding a branch."
Person 2:"Oh, that must have been Marlynda..."
by CIRCUMFLEX UMLAUT ACCENT February 3, 2009
v. one who knows that others like them and pretend that no one does so others will say "of course they do"
by Crazy Mcnulty April 19, 2006