by -MavisGirl April 17, 2019
Markone is a slang term used in the Balkans to describe a man, in most times a teenager, who is miserable and pathetic.
Markones think of themselves as good looking people, when in reality they look like a blobfish on LSD.
Most common traits of a Markone include: Inability to pull anybody regardless of their gender, spending all money on weed, fucking an exhaust pipe of a car and the neighbor Milica's dog, spending all of their time online chasing after women or masturbating, and having a penis that is roughly 4 atoms long.
Markones are known to be really moody people, frequently switching between "phases" like a person changing socks.
But make sure not to put a Markone into a depressive mood, as they tend to end all of their sentences with a . when they're like that.
Markones think of themselves as good looking people, when in reality they look like a blobfish on LSD.
Most common traits of a Markone include: Inability to pull anybody regardless of their gender, spending all money on weed, fucking an exhaust pipe of a car and the neighbor Milica's dog, spending all of their time online chasing after women or masturbating, and having a penis that is roughly 4 atoms long.
Markones are known to be really moody people, frequently switching between "phases" like a person changing socks.
But make sure not to put a Markone into a depressive mood, as they tend to end all of their sentences with a . when they're like that.
by AnimeDevojka April 13, 2023
Once upon a time, there was a small country nestled in the Balkans called Markone Land. It was a place unlike any other, where the people were ruled by the Markones, who were the most pathetic and miserable creatures in all the land.
The Markones of Markone Land were known for their delusions, believing themselves to be the most handsome men in the world. In reality, they looked more like a blobfish on LSD. Despite their lack of physical attractiveness, they had a sense of entitlement, believing that they deserved the affection of anyone they desired.
In their quest for love and acceptance, the Markones of Markone Land would spend their money on weed and alcohol, hoping that it would help them achieve their goal. However, their efforts were often in vain, as they were unable to attract anyone, regardless of their gender or sexual preference.
Their desperation and lack of social skills often led them to engage in bizarre activities, such as having sexual relations with the neighbor Milica's dog or even sticking their penis in the exhaust pipe of a car. Their behavior was so erratic and unpredictable that it was common to hear people exclaim, "Oh, it's a Markone!" when witnessing their antics.
In addition to their strange sexual proclivities, the Markones of Markone Land spent an inordinate amount of time online, constantly chasing after women or masturbating to porn. They were known for their mood swings and would switch between "phases" like a person changing socks.
The Markones of Markone Land were known for their delusions, believing themselves to be the most handsome men in the world. In reality, they looked more like a blobfish on LSD. Despite their lack of physical attractiveness, they had a sense of entitlement, believing that they deserved the affection of anyone they desired.
In their quest for love and acceptance, the Markones of Markone Land would spend their money on weed and alcohol, hoping that it would help them achieve their goal. However, their efforts were often in vain, as they were unable to attract anyone, regardless of their gender or sexual preference.
Their desperation and lack of social skills often led them to engage in bizarre activities, such as having sexual relations with the neighbor Milica's dog or even sticking their penis in the exhaust pipe of a car. Their behavior was so erratic and unpredictable that it was common to hear people exclaim, "Oh, it's a Markone!" when witnessing their antics.
In addition to their strange sexual proclivities, the Markones of Markone Land spent an inordinate amount of time online, constantly chasing after women or masturbating to porn. They were known for their mood swings and would switch between "phases" like a person changing socks.
Person 1: "What the fuck is that blobfish doing to that dog??"
Person 2: "It's a Markone from the Markone Land, watch out, or he will fuck your dog too"
Person 2: "It's a Markone from the Markone Land, watch out, or he will fuck your dog too"
by AnimeDevojka April 23, 2023