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Mari-Juanna is the type of chick that you never want to be friends with. She's a hoe, slut, thot. She may seem nice, but she's the biggest hoe you'll ever meet. Usually her friends are the same. Doesn't shower often, although she showers in cheap dollar store perfume. Shit talker. But can't put up with a fight. SLUT! HOE! THOT! Ugly body, ugly face, and ugly personality.
Oh, that girl Mari-Juanna is such a hoe with no ass! Hope she snaps her neck!
by QueenBitch 👑 June 15, 2016

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How people jokingly call marijuana aka cannabis

pronunciation marriage u wanna
"you smokin dat marijuanna?"
by MetallicSquid September 08, 2016

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