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The action of sneaking up behind somebody and double scooping their nips from over their shoulders.
Dude, I snuck up on Shitron last week and totally mantised him. It was fantastic.
by Shitron January 06, 2011
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A derogatory slur used toward older Asian people.
1) "Dude, I think you just got ripped of by that asian shop keeper."
"Oh damn what a Mantis."

2) "I was going to steal that packet of ramen noodles from the old Asian guys grocery store"
"That guy is like a Mantis you know he'll Kung fu your arse"
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a word to describe something cool or of excitement
pfft....dude thats mantis

im really mantis
by walter March 15, 2005
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A hunch back or a person with bad posture. Often named Dillon and only have good posture when sitting on a ski lift with their book bag on.
An idiot the worst posture awfully horrible horrible posture Mantis
by youarenotthemantis February 14, 2014
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A slang term used to describe an extremely desirable object, outcome or proposition, usually where 'awesome', 'amazing' or 'incredible' will not suffice. Accompanied by reaching ones hand out, palm skyward and fingers slightly curved inwards, to reinforce the gesture.

Not to be confused with Praying Mantis.
"man that guitar solo is Mantis!"

"Did you hear about Tondi's new 6 cylinder car; it's freakin' Mantis!"

"How was that 1 kilo steak you had for dinner last night?"

"She gave me a hummer....Mantis!"
by Scooby Smithers December 08, 2011
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Mantis was a term used to describe a seemingly random genre of music. Mantis music is often seen a a renaming of the metal genre, seeing most of the songs that are classified as "mantis" have the exact same characteristics of metal songs. However, songs with a piano-focus (i.e. "Our House" by Madness, "100 Years" by Five for Fighting", "Allentown" by Billy Joel) are also considered mantis.

Etymology: David Schneider, a socialist revolutionary and film/music critic coined the term in 2005 to replace the term, "metal", which he felt sounded too lame in 21st-century society. It was derived from the insect, the praying mantis.
"I love Mantis albums. Going from a face-melting, guitar-shredding song into a catchy, smooth piano song is an experience like none other.
by Ernest Debian December 10, 2006
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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To creep unapologetically on one or several females at any given event.
I can't wait to go to that party and mantis on every girl I see.
by CW1979 August 14, 2010
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