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Mansfield Power Nap 

A 15 second power nap followed by an outburst, usually an insult.
Melissa took a “Mansfield power napin the middle of an argument with Sparky.

Mansfield Bounty 

A freshly curled out slightly tacky turd rolled in dessicated coconut
My mates just dropped a Mansfield bounty out of his ford motorhome

Mansfield 

Town up north, nobody wants to be there and ridden with inbreds
“Heard about what happened in Mansfield”
“No”
“Lad was born with 7 fingers and 3 toes”

Typical Mansfield that”
Mansfield by Beaneyman January 4, 2019

Jayne Mansfield 

Blonde bombshell second only to Marilyn Monroe. Had very large breasts and an extremely small waist, like a wasp and super long legs. Was truly the world's only living Barbie doll, and completely natural aside from her hair color. Had an I.Q. of 163, yet epitomized dumb blondes.
Jayne Mansfield was known for her high-pitched squeal, which was her trademark.
Jayne Mansfield by Mona Lott May 18, 2006

Riley Patrick Mansfield 

This kid has the hottest sisters in history the biggest thots alive and his mum holy fuck biggest proso and to nonna's funeral fuck u cunt your forehead is bigger than bayleys future. Bridgets big bums with seaseme seeds, donna nonna charlotte now thats a feed. when you fuck donna you get a boner.
Guy: Oi your sister is a thot

Riley Patrick Mansfield: yeh thats my hot sister bridget

Mansfield 

A town in Nottinghamshire, England that has far too many chavs.
Chav 1: You goin down Mansfield for a cruise in da Nova?
Chav 2: Yer it'll be proppa sorted innit.
Mansfield by Paul Potter September 4, 2006