Go to the mall and find the hottest looking mannequin. Hide until the mall closes and then derobe and return to your plastic lady. Proceed to use your own hand to maneuver the mannequin's hand to jerk off with. Even though its easier, never detach the hand because the hope is that mid-rudder, the mannequin will come to life (i.e. Kim Cattrall in Mannequin) and you'll have a sex slave for life. No one likes a one-armed gimp.
Girl - "I can't wait to see what happens with Carrie and Big during the new Sex and the City movie"
Guy - "That reminds me, we have to stop by the Macy's on the way home. I need a tie that matches my new suit plus I will be able to get a Mannequin Rudder and achieve a level of satisfaction your prude ass could never give"
Guy - "That reminds me, we have to stop by the Macy's on the way home. I need a tie that matches my new suit plus I will be able to get a Mannequin Rudder and achieve a level of satisfaction your prude ass could never give"
by weezarc May 17, 2010
Derogatory name for Hayden Christensen's portrayal of Anakin Skywalker in the last two Star Wars prequel movies. Many consider his performance stiff and wooden, much like a store mannequin (hence the name).
You know what, maybe we should start calling your friend Padme, because he loves Mannequin Skywalker so much, right? -- Hobbit Fan, Clerks II
by IronicTrollFace December 28, 2016
atcually, none of the songs on "everything in Transit" are about andy's struggle with lukemia. he finished all of the songs before he was even diagnosed. on the upcoming album, "the glass passsenger", (coming out april 22, 2008!) there will be a few songs about lukemia.
by neeeeck March 15, 2008
Piano Rock, to rock out on a grand piano, upright or keyboard. Kicking over your bench or seat and pounding some ivorys. A Jack's Mannequin might also exhibit the compulsion to dance on a piano.
by MichaelZ April 27, 2006
by SampsonSimpsonFirst April 8, 2014
A depraved sex act and type of voyeurism popular in S&M. The female is required to pose in an odd position that is uncomfortable. Every time she moves the male shocks a puppy with a tazer causing the female to cry.
by The Collectiveish August 4, 2010
Mannequin Land is one of the most elite groups on myspace after AP, and is the hardest to get into. Their group tag is ML, and it is not filled with over photoshopped people, who think they're better than everyone else. And also its not filled with "scene" kids.
Mannequin Land is full of individuals who are true to themselves, and have beauty both on the inside and on the outside. And the group is not filled with narcissistic people. Mannequin Land is a group where only the best, the prettiest and the most confident can get into.
There have been some fake groups imitating ML, and there have been low life losers who tag ML into their names without actually getting accepted. However if you think you can get into ML you wouldn't need to script into the group, fake tag ML into your name, and beg others to nominate you, it would be easy.
Mannequin Land is full of individuals who are true to themselves, and have beauty both on the inside and on the outside. And the group is not filled with narcissistic people. Mannequin Land is a group where only the best, the prettiest and the most confident can get into.
There have been some fake groups imitating ML, and there have been low life losers who tag ML into their names without actually getting accepted. However if you think you can get into ML you wouldn't need to script into the group, fake tag ML into your name, and beg others to nominate you, it would be easy.
by we own the nigt March 30, 2009