Skip to main content

manjustment 

When a man adjusts his crotch into a more comfy position. It may look vulgar, but it entirely necessary for health and comfort reasons.
Rachel:- "Mike, stop touching yourself."

Mike:- "I'm not, it's just a quick manjustment"
manjustment by rnqs23 November 30, 2010
Related Words
The act of humbly coming up through the system and trading in you polos for button downs.
He puts the manus in manusment.
Manusment by NotSoJackedMan February 13, 2019

manvestment 

When a man wastes his money on something supposedly durable but obnoxiously expensive, and calls it an investment.
A: "My husband spent $800 in a pair of bicycle pedals"
B: "What a classic manvestment!"
manvestment by sellonen January 11, 2017