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Manflowers 

Anytime a woman gets a man, a man gift, or suprise that has a positive affect, in an unselfish, unsuspecting way that speaks volumes about how much she realy cares.
I had plans to watch the ND, UCLA football game. I was running late only to find out that the game selection had changed due to ND sucking. I had already given up and went to grab a beer. I turned around and the game was on. My wife bought the game for me for 21.95 on pay per view. I did not think about that option. I had never used it. I said wow you got me Manflowers, cause I know how much you hate football.
Manflowers by Brian Patrick July 20, 2008
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Mayflower Mentality 

The belief in the “First come, mine forever.” school of thought. Does not apply to indigenous peoples. First noted in pop culture in The Netflix series “Wild, wild country” by Ma Anand Sheila in season one episode two
“That crazy bitch down the street doesn’t think any Puerto Rican’s should live in this township!”

“Oh, she got that mayflower mentality. Silly bitch.”
A burgeoning artist; one of pure artistic intent and merit.
The pianist's Beethoven recital was rough, though at times he seemed a manflower on the verge of virtuosity.
manflower by Ellen Bancroft June 12, 2006

mayflowered 

A practical joke with serious consequences. Coined by MisterFantasmo.
Why do I feel ill?" "You got mayflowered!" "What?" "I put poison in your coffee.
mayflowered by LoyalNugget May 30, 2011

Mayflower National Guard 

Have you heard of the Mayflower National Guard?

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man flowers 

When a man goes to his girlfriend's place of residence, traditionally flowers are brought. Vice versa, when women visit men at home, man flowers are what men love to recieve. Man flowers are a 6-pack of beer, or some form of alcohol
"Hey hun i brought you some man flowers!"
"What kind? Forget-me-shots?"
"No! I brought Mangaleias!"

man flowers by Profius March 29, 2008

Brazilian Manflower 

Titty-fucking a girl backwards so your ass is lined up with her mouth, then blowing a fart off in her mouth. A particularly dirty individual might be able to leave a brown ring, or 'flower' around the girl's mouth.
From afar, it appeared as though the woman had grown a mustache and goatee, but it was soon apparent she was the recipient of a vicious Brazilian Manflower.