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spark mandrill syndrome 

A term used for video game bosses with incredibly easy exploits or weaknesses. Comes from a boss in MegaMan X named Spark Mandrill whose weakness, Ice Shotgun, freezes him and prevents him from attacking while also dealing heavy damage to him.
This guy suffers from a serious case of Spark Mandrill Syndrome.

Mandraulic 

A portmanteau of manual + hydraulic, which, despite the etymology, is a hybrid process where despite automation in all other parts one vital link is filled by a human action rather than machine.
Mandraulic: "Computer Application "A" produces a table of data, which is converted into a payment run to a vendor in Computer Application "B" once the Accounts Payable clerk has loaded that table into Computer Application B, rather than it being exported automatically from Computer Application A into Computer Application B.

Dave is the mandraulic piece of the process as he has to load the batch coming out of the enterprise resource planning system onto the payment platform.
Mandraulic by Outmarsat June 8, 2018
This is the sexual act in which the girl/guy giving you a handjob rubs too hard in turn giving you a red, raw dick. Along with the raw dick comes the inability to get off which also gives you blue balls. The combination of the two makes something terrible/nightmarish and also is similar to the face of a Mandrill monkey.
Brah, that bitch gave me a rawjob and I couldn't get off. I never thought it would happen to me, but, yes, I did receive a Mandrill.
Mandrill by ske3bal1a September 14, 2011
An action performed by one with remarkable street credit and a bulletproof persona
Whenever the cops come looking, I give em a quick mandrill and send them smiling back to the precinct with no questions asked
Mandrill by Donovan Fistman February 25, 2004
Someone of a promiscuous nature or acting in a promiscous way. Derived directly from the species of baboon, a particularly sexually active species, who commonly have many partners.
Often used amongst (human) males as a compliment.
"You are SUCH a mandrill"
Mandrill by Zoe Norton May 2, 2006
The Mandrill (Mandrillus sphinx) is a primate of the Cercopithecidae (Old-world monkeys) family, closely related to the baboons and even more closely to the Drill. Both the Mandrill and the Drill were once classified as baboons in genus Papio, but recent research has determined that they should be separated into their own genus, Mandrillus. The Mandrill is the world's largest species of monkey. The word mandrill means "man-ape".
Look theres an mandrill, they are cool.
Mandrill by TheGreenLing June 28, 2007