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manderson 

A cave like human who walks with something foreign up his ass and reaks of 2 day old African American sex. His life revolves around what other people think is cool and has rude fantacey's about his mom. He is the closest thing to a black person without being physically black. EATS EVERYTHING AND IS A FAT FUCK. Although he still manages to make the people around him want to be just like him. Oh and his gash hangs like a wizards sleeve.
Matt goes to a buffet and eats the left overs off your plate. All Matt manderson thinks about is food even when he is jacking off.

Matt smells like the inside of a turd
manderson by Naples pap December 29, 2007

Manderson 

The act of trolling a post for no reason while sexually pleasuring yourself to pictures of your mother eating cheese.
I thought the guy was alright, but then he mandersoned in front of me.
Manderson by Elliemental July 27, 2017

tom manderson 

maddest gangsta in the world doesnt really leave his house much but when he comes out all the bitches flock to him like flys on shit
Simmy: Hey tom manderson come out tonite
Tommy: Nah man ive had to much spoont this week
tom manderson by SimmyDawwwwg December 29, 2007

Pamela Manderson 

When a blonde bombshell type does not live up to the 'Baywatch' star's looks and resembles a male.
Epiphany: 'Hey babe, wanna buy me a drink?'
Brad: 'Back off Pamela Manderson.'

jackson manderson 

the hottest guy alive....the only guy that will make you feel so special. even though he will leave you on delivered for 7 hours, when he does text/snap you, it is the greatest feeling. always has the great advice but only tells it to the people he loves and cares for. if you know a jackson manderson, ur so damn lucky. he is GODLY at cuddling. if you see a jackson manderson, dont waste ur time.... go for it!!!!! you are gonna miss ur chance.
person: "damn! look at that man!! so fine asf!!!

me: "omg thats jackson manderson, he's so hot"

Dirty Anderson 

When you talk up an unattractive person at a bar. Sneak off to the bathroom, bushes, rooftop etc to fool around. Then run off leaving the unattractive person with the tab.
Damn! Zack just pulled a dirty Anderson. He got a hummer in the bushes from that fat chick and left her with the bar tab.
Dirty Anderson by Joejon November 17, 2020