V. to meet a fly honey with braces at a bumpin party. Then, proceed to take her into a room with shag carpeting and shove and twist that ho's face into the carpeting until her braces have been adequately tangled in said carpet. After, proceed to have your way with her.
by Welryn August 17, 2008
To Iron Man a ho is to proceed with sexual intercourse with said ho, until you feel the urge to climax. Before climax get a metal bucket then come inside of it. After that, put the bucket on your ho's head like a helmet. Once she has the Iron Man helmet on she must say, "I am Iron Man" in a robotic voice.
by Oinkster July 11, 2008
by J. Bradley May 8, 2008
“When a man is having sex with a woman from behind, after climax the man pulls out, and cums on her back/ass. When she tells the guy to wipe it off, he pretends too, and when she wakes up, she has the bed sheets stuck to her back like supermans cape.”
-Soulja Boy Off In This Ho
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Ho
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me yua!
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me yua!
Watch Me Crank It
Watch Me Roll
Watch Me Crank Dat Soulja Boy
Then Super Man Dat Ho
Now Watch Me Do
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me yua!
(Crank Dat Soulja Boy)
Now Watch Me yua!
by Kali Kings Motorcycle Club October 14, 2007
A newly developed slang word referring to the Big Red Man, Santa Claus. It is derived from the line which Santa utters "ho, ho, ho!"
It is illegal to say this in Sydney, Australia due to the recent Santa "ho, ho, ho" scandal.
It is illegal to say this in Sydney, Australia due to the recent Santa "ho, ho, ho" scandal.
Fitting Room Attendant: Y'all ready to see the ho-ho man?
Young African American: Chyea! Chyea! Chyea! I finna see da ho-ho man!
Young African American: Chyea! Chyea! Chyea! I finna see da ho-ho man!
by mc'lovin December 27, 2007
(A long version is sometimes heard, example: "It's just bitches and hos, man, bitches and hos".
A common variant is "Bitches is just hos, man.")
This is a modern-day phrase some guys use to comfort a male friend who is pining for a special woman (or who is lamenting being rejected by her, or who was recently dumped by his girlfriend).
The guys who use this phrase to comfort their friends could use it sincerely or insincerely.
When used sincerely, the sensitive friend may realize that despite the crass language, the person using this phrase is only trying to make them feel better.
Typically, in this situation, the person using the phrase uses it IRONICALLY, and may in fact have a decent respect for women. The sensitive friend may pick up on this irony/humor.
When used insincerely, the sensitive friend (who may respect women) may start an argument with the person who used the phrase, since in this case the person who said it displayed a sexist attitude while saying it.
In the examples, carefully note the two different deliveries of the phrase by DF1 (sensitive) and DF2 (insensitive), and the two correspondingly divergent reactions of SD.
I am sure there are other deliveries (emotional tones) out there for this phrase, and also thus different meanings for it. Please add them.
The exact origin of this phrase is not clear... I cannot tell if it was actually originally meant to be sexist or ironic.
A common variant is "Bitches is just hos, man.")
This is a modern-day phrase some guys use to comfort a male friend who is pining for a special woman (or who is lamenting being rejected by her, or who was recently dumped by his girlfriend).
The guys who use this phrase to comfort their friends could use it sincerely or insincerely.
When used sincerely, the sensitive friend may realize that despite the crass language, the person using this phrase is only trying to make them feel better.
Typically, in this situation, the person using the phrase uses it IRONICALLY, and may in fact have a decent respect for women. The sensitive friend may pick up on this irony/humor.
When used insincerely, the sensitive friend (who may respect women) may start an argument with the person who used the phrase, since in this case the person who said it displayed a sexist attitude while saying it.
In the examples, carefully note the two different deliveries of the phrase by DF1 (sensitive) and DF2 (insensitive), and the two correspondingly divergent reactions of SD.
I am sure there are other deliveries (emotional tones) out there for this phrase, and also thus different meanings for it. Please add them.
The exact origin of this phrase is not clear... I cannot tell if it was actually originally meant to be sexist or ironic.
THE SETUP:
Sensitive Dude:
"I don't know if I will ever get over
(insert girl's name here).
She was and is the single most perfect, talented, intelligent, and awesome girl I've ever met in my life, with a great personality, beautiful looks, a wonderful outlook on life, etc. etc. I'm just miserable knowing that she doesn't like me as much as I like her."
THE DELIVERY AND REACTION - SINCERE VERSION:
Sensitive Dude's friend
(let's call him Dude Friend 1):
"Don't worry about it, it's just bitches and hos man, bitches and hos. I'm sure you'll find someone else, because there are a lot of people in this world."
Sensitive Dude ('s reaction):
"Haha I guess you're right, man... she is so damn awesome that I want to stay friends with her no matter the emotional torture, but you're right: I have to keep looking, maybe I will find someone else."
THE DELIVERY AND REACTION - INSINCERE VERSION:
Sensitive Dude's other friend
(lets call him Dude Friend 2): "It's just bitches and hos man, bitches and hos. You shouldn't even give a rat's ass about her, because bitches is all alike and they ain't worth shit homie."
Sensitive (yet surprisingly tough) Dude ('s reaction):
"Why you- !!!" (fistfight ensues)
Sensitive Dude:
"I don't know if I will ever get over
(insert girl's name here).
She was and is the single most perfect, talented, intelligent, and awesome girl I've ever met in my life, with a great personality, beautiful looks, a wonderful outlook on life, etc. etc. I'm just miserable knowing that she doesn't like me as much as I like her."
THE DELIVERY AND REACTION - SINCERE VERSION:
Sensitive Dude's friend
(let's call him Dude Friend 1):
"Don't worry about it, it's just bitches and hos man, bitches and hos. I'm sure you'll find someone else, because there are a lot of people in this world."
Sensitive Dude ('s reaction):
"Haha I guess you're right, man... she is so damn awesome that I want to stay friends with her no matter the emotional torture, but you're right: I have to keep looking, maybe I will find someone else."
THE DELIVERY AND REACTION - INSINCERE VERSION:
Sensitive Dude's other friend
(lets call him Dude Friend 2): "It's just bitches and hos man, bitches and hos. You shouldn't even give a rat's ass about her, because bitches is all alike and they ain't worth shit homie."
Sensitive (yet surprisingly tough) Dude ('s reaction):
"Why you- !!!" (fistfight ensues)
by Bandy Banret January 13, 2012
A male seen among a group of eskihos. Normally trying to attrach a mate. This involves harpooningor trying to reel in some box.
"Holy sh*t! Check out that abominal ho-man he's trying to harpoon a moby dick! He must really be desperate."
by mikelly November 8, 2007