Man Product

The males reproductive sex cell..semen

"Shut up before i shoot you with Man Product." "Eww...that looks like man product."

Man Product by Sterhelio July 27, 2004

Malproductive 

The act of not being productive, like in any way.

Jake was on FB all COM class. That dudes is most malproductive

Malproductive by Im So Very Bored February 18, 2010