Hairy Hat Man- a term for a very hairy vagina.

Hairy Hat Man- is also the character from alphabet land who resembles the letter H, a very hairy character who has a beard, a piece of straw hanging out of his mouth and a farmers hat.
I'm away to shear down my Hairy Hat Man
by noodles2011-- January 17, 2011
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The man sits on the woman with his testicles covering her eyes, he puts his penis in her mouth whilst pooing on her head.
by R.Savage July 26, 2011
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The Hat Man is a shadowy figure that appears every once in a while in the corner of my room.
The Hat Man likes chips
by Brsw July 17, 2023
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If you take a man’s hat it means you were either fighting or your fuckin
Example taking a mans hat Now Missy do you know the rules about taking a man’s hat we are either fighting or fucking and I don’t hit women
by Wheeler walker August 4, 2021
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