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1. Man Curtains
n. 1.) The fleshy curtain(s) usually seen on the older gentlemen whose trouser have ridden slightly too high.

2.) A informal greating to a friend or associate.

3.) A term of frustration or annoyance.

4.) Can also be used in a command/ mockery.
1.) Look at Harold Bishops 'man curtains' they're immense!

2.) Easy Man Curtains, good day?

3.) (penalty miss) Arrggh Absolute Man Curtains!!!

4.) Oh mate, Get your man curtains out!