When a girl inserts a roll of quarters into a guys ass hole, then proceeds to jerk him off while he is squatting and his penis is aimed towards a paper cup (like the ones used to hold ice cream at the ice cream shop). When the guy cums into the cup, the pressure of the orgasm pushes the quarters out.
So just like the Olde Time Ice Cream guys, you get a cup full of cream and change back!
So just like the Olde Time Ice Cream guys, you get a cup full of cream and change back!
Girl, my man be smilin' like a fat kid at Baskin' Robins. All because I gave him a "Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man", ate the snack and spent the money!
by CountDisco October 22, 2012
If you find this man on any social media, be careful! he'll take away your ability to bust a big nut by chopping off your balls. he has long black hair and red eyes. he is also a doctor, astronaut, teacher, and a stepdad. He is 6 feet and 9 inches tall and his rival is Johnny Sins. watch out gamers, make sure he doesn't notice you.
Dave: FUCK! John lost his balls to The cream man! he won't be able to nut!
Jim: Shit! stay off of the internet for a while, okay?
John: my balls hurt
Jim: Shit! stay off of the internet for a while, okay?
John: my balls hurt
by dickcheesefecalmatter January 2, 2022
“Ever wanted to try the Ice Cream Man?”
“Tf is that?”
“Eat my nut in an ice cream cone.”
“Bro you’re fucking disgusting.”
“Tf is that?”
“Eat my nut in an ice cream cone.”
“Bro you’re fucking disgusting.”
by muskaqueer69 June 3, 2023