Malzook 

a being that has the natural yet beautiful blend of social mastery and soccer skill; a local legend

Muiraggui is a Malzook

Malzook by Rowe7s May 6, 2013

Mazook 

A Mazook is a person who gets scammed or swindled so badly that there's nothing they can do about it but accept that they've been taken for a fool.

Did you see what cards Anthony actually had? He took the pot of chips and I got Mazooked. When I approached Anthony he replied, "Only one Mazook per night."

Did you get about the guy who lost a million dollars in that Ponzi Scheme? What a Mazook!

Mazook by Bugsy Siegel April 2, 2019

Malcookage 

Preparing a meal poorly or generally lacking skill in the culinary arts.

Our courtship was ended by an egregious act of malcookage. Never before has chicken more closely resembled furniture.

Malcookage by Shandooga McGluckfeez September 5, 2011

mazooki 

To insert three fingers into the rectum in such a violent manner that it starts to bleed.

Jane was walking with a little discomfort because Alan gave her a mazooki last night.

mazooki by TSK_USA June 12, 2016

malookia finger 

The malookia finger is the finger that has malookia juice all over it either from a sheila's cunt or her filthy arse crack.

Would you like some chips Damien? Yeah I will after I wash my malookia finger from the crack addict I picked up on smoko.

malookia finger by Eddie Meh January 3, 2019

malooki 

Malooki is a funny fella! He is easy to get along with and fun to be around. He doesn’t care how old he is he just wants titty milk, sometimes he will even bite his friends nipples. He is a bad liar and his taste is music is gay. gay boy with straight pleasures, like all his other odd friends. MOKOOO

i sang Alicia Keys with Malooki today!

malooki by freshhhsh March 10, 2021

mazookas 

Mazookas is what you call a pair of HUGE tits/breasts/boobies/knockers et cetera. ( I think you get the point..)

DAMN! Look at those Mazookas! I'd hit 'em both!

mazookas by Kiminator / The Lizzard May 14, 2005