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(pronounced: málmø:, also spelled Malmoe, or misspelled Malmo)

Third largest city in Sweden. Located in the very south (Skåne). Conquered by Sweden with the rest of Skåneland in 1658. Area code: 040. The city harbours strong anti-Stockholm sentiments. The people be called Malmöiter (Eng: Malmoeites).

Malmö FF be the best soccer team in Sweden, and the home club of Juventus' Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

Half the population is not ethnically Swedish (24% born abroad). Islam be the most practized religion with 16% Malmoeites muslims. FOX News got all upset by this.

Malmoe be struggeling with high unemployment, highest rates of murder and organized crime Sweden, currupt politicians etc, but is actually a nice place.
Malmöit: Yo bitch can we fuck?
Chic: Fuck you you dirty, slow-talking prick!
Malmöit: I be from 040, y'know.
Chic: I'm all yours!

Guy from Stockholm: Hi, I'm from Stockholm.
Malmöit: Click-clack BLAST
Guy from Stockholm: Cough
Malmö by Malmöit December 28, 2005
Malmö (pronounced Mulm-uh) is the third largest city in Sweden with 300,000 inhabitants.

It's also famous for having a large pool of women who look like Rosie O'Donnell but act like Paris Hilton. The consequence of this is that any attempt to initiate a conversation with a random, mediocre looking woman at a bar in Malmö is usually met with first with an angry look, and then quickly with a pejorative like "get lost".

Because of this, the word "malmö" has started to be used as an adjective to describe any situation or person that can be considered lame, boring, passive aggressive or outright hostile, or acting as if they are something they are not.
- Dude, let's get out of here, the girls at this party are so frigging malmö.

- I talked to this chick but she just turned her back on me; I have no idea why she went malmö on me!

- I tried to change my order with the waitress but she just ignored me. If she is gonna be so malmö, then I'm not gonna tip her!

- I'm feeling so malmö today, I think I'm just going to stay home.
Malmö by el_toro_de_malmo September 27, 2013

Malmö Syndrome 

When someone starts shooting intensely and randomly for no apparent reason.
Oh look dad that guy has Malmö Syndrome!
Malmö Syndrome by Trustav November 10, 2021
a guy with rare flavor in music
I listened to malcom music playlist yesterday and was amazed by it all
Malcom by NotHuman February 21, 2020
A Guy Who Is Extremely Sweet & Everyone Loves Him
This Guy Name Malcom Is Such A Sweetheart
Malcom by HeGotSauce November 9, 2019
A sweet, loving man who has a soft spot for animals. Finds a sweet girl that loves him back and loves her forever. He is very handsome and is strong and supportive. He keeps a good job, but he is not very adventurous, and is afraid of a lot of things. He is a good man to have if you want to settle down and have kids. He is very smart in math, as he went to school at Harvard, so he is a very skilled accountant.
O.M.G. Becky, Malcome just got me a new puppy!
Malcome! You remembered the anniversary of our first date! Thank you for the roses!
malcome by Cassidy Stevens June 2, 2017