Malidew 

An alcoholic beverage consisting of 1/3 Mountain Dew and 2/3 Malibu Rum. Common among douchebags who love to drink it out of gym shaker cups, blare EDM and bands like 3OH!3 inside of a canary yellow V6 Mustang, with shades on at 7:30 at night, and say they "slay the pussy." Also common among underage women and men who can't drink an alcoholic beverage above a 3.0% ABC.

Douche #1: "Hey Jed what are we drinking tonight?"

Douche #2: "I don't know Travis, all I've got is this mountain dew and Malibu."

Douche #2: "Hell yeah that's perfect to
Be complete douchebags with!"

Douche #1 "Fuck yeah, Malidew Crew 4 Lyfe!"

Malidew by Kenny Loggins Jr. February 20, 2015

Malidew 

Alcoholic Beverage Consisting of 1 part Malibu Coconut Rum and 2 parts Mountain Dew. This drink is highly popular amongst the underaged drinking crowd. When ordered at a bar or requested at a party or gala event, it is an immediate red flag indicating the need for the bar tender to ask to see an alternative form of ID.

Hopeful Guy: Hey there, I want to buy you a drink, whatcha sippin on?
Trampy Underaged Girl: OMG I'm drinking a Malidew, its like totally my favorite drink ever in the whole world!!
Hopeful Guy: How old did you say you were again??

Malidew by crankpotter October 9, 2008

Maledew 

The smell of a man's balls from sweating.

Guy: Hey baby give me a blow job.
Girl: Not until you wash yourself and get rid of the maledew smell.

Maledew by RckrChk October 14, 2011

Maldewing

Masterbaiting while angry or uncomfortable

Chris was angerly maldewing.

Maldewing by Critposter March 18, 2024