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Alaskan malamute 

An alaskan type of breed the Alaskan malamute was originaly bred for pulling sledges just like the Sibearian Huski wich the Malamute is some times confused with due to their similarities.

An Alaskan Malaute has thick fur and unlike the Huskie it has brown eyes.
"That Sibearian Huskie is so cute"

"Yer except that isn't a Huskie, its a Alaskan Malamute"
Alaskan malamute by Finnerty January 17, 2010

German Malamute 

A sex act that involves being forced to ingest synthetic drugs, while being anally violated by a man in his 70's with green teeth, while 2 dogs in the room clean their own testicles.
That German porno was disturbing. It was from the 70's and featured the actor who invented the German Malamute. I've heard that it's used by some underworld figures as punishment now a days.
German Malamute by Purple SUV November 17, 2012

Malamate 

To annihilate and exhaust a woman with your sexual prowess, penile girth, or any combination therein, for hours on end.
That girl must have been hurting in the morning because from the sounds of it you Malamated her last night!
Malamate by Vitamin-Z December 8, 2009

Malamuting

The act of “fuckeryupon other individuals.
I wish Randy would stop malamuting and do something productive.
Malamuting by J.R.P December 10, 2021

Malamatenia 

An amazing woman who everybody adores. She is made of gold.
Wow - if only I was like Malamatenia, my problems would be solved.
Malamatenia by Snowy White November 23, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026