Mal-ested

Past tense. When your computer has been molested with malware. Only noticed by the owner once the malesting has been accomplished.

Developer 2, to self: "Why does it always say on my computer that the following violations..."

Developer 1, while looking at a duplicate screen(I assume, even right now as I type this) "...Because the violating has been done remotely, and your computer only knows that it has been mal-ested, and it probably blames you for not having a VPN, stupid!"(That's my best guess as to what the malesters are saying to themselves.)

by Just Because I Said So. March 21, 2022

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mal de blog

That nauseated, there-is-no-hope feeling, that comes on after reading blogging that doesn't exactly cover the medium in glory.

Q: "Hey, man, haven't seen you post to the blogs in the last few days".
A: "Yeah. I had a research paper to do on Christian blogs, and I've still got a pretty bad case of mal de blog.

by Kurt Hagadakis February 24, 2010

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Malak The Mal

Malak is the best person their is she is very underestimated she is also very self aware and observant, she has a habit of predicting the future and very strong intuition, Mal suffers from many mental illnesses, very intelligent and smart. Mal had a traumatic child hood, she has high standards for her self . she has trust issues, anger issues, severe anxiety, depression, ADHD, bipolar, eating disorders, OCD, and basically everything else. Mal's goal in life is to become successful and well known as very powerful intelligent person. Mal has lost lots of people which is why she isn't as welcoming and happy to be friends anymore, mal is also a sociopathic and very very empathic. she very mature for her age nd felt a lot of pain. thank you for you time.

i am Malak the mal

by MalakTheMal November 29, 2020

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