A person who pretends to have a big penis but is in theory is a 2 incher. They often are grumpy and enjoy pissing people off, and pretend to have higher authority and are superior to many people. This term is primarily used as a insult for internet users in which are complete pricks and you are having a go at there penis size.
stupid majorwoody thinks hes better then me
that majorwoody told me to call him sir