A dookie that is larger than the rest. The king of dookies. The dookie that runs the dookie platoon.
"I had to wipe the blood off my ass after launching a major dookie"
"After enduring a weekend of bathroom anxiety, I came home and took a major dookie."
"After enduring a weekend of bathroom anxiety, I came home and took a major dookie."
by Mariah R. April 26, 2006
Get the Major Dookiemug.