Mahonis 

when you add at least one drop of LSD on your penis and have a girl suck it off.

Hey, last night my girl sucked my Mahonis. By the time I came I was trippin' balls, man.

Mahonis by soototallyarii September 21, 2011

Masonism 

The practice of conducting an unfair or prejudiced trial; the instigation of a show-trial conducted by a biased quasi-judicial nincompoop.

Sarah was unfairly treated - her disciplinary hearing was pure Masonism.

Masonism by Hofficial Report August 19, 2013

Mahoning 

The act of spreading random joy through use of index cards, and acts of kindness.

You pulled a mahoning.

Leaving index cards with kind words and inspration on car windshields. Instead of finding a parking ticket they may find something as simple as a smiley face.

Mahoning by Shannon56 December 18, 2008

karl malonism 

anything said by karl malone that has any useful information
which is not much.

"don't eat the beanie baby/tomagochi."
"ghosts are spooky but don't bite."
"they call it the bayou because every time it rains you got to bayou a new rug."

karl malonism by noss February 13, 2004

Masonism 

A word or phrase created and/or coined by Mason Silber and Trucas Dan. These words include, but are not limited to: true, treow, trundlebed, truck rental, trundlebed, trumbledore, hence, debatable, ACTUALLY LOVE, and 7.

"Dang that Mason, his masonisms have taken over daily speech."

"Hence truueee."

"You ACTUALLY LOVE you hate you love hence true."

"Treeoowww."

Masonism by bohnerr May 16, 2009

Mahoning 

The act of squeezing another person's boobs/man boobs in a malicious manner.

Wow, my best friend is going around mahoning people.

Mahoning by Da SBullet March 13, 2015

Masonisagaypieceofshitwhowontgivemehisshoes

I hope mason dies and his parents laugh

Masonisagaypieceofshitwhowontgivemehisshoes Is a cunt

Masonisagaypieceofshitwhowontgivemehisshoes by Fuckmasonihopehedirspfrectalca May 28, 2019