Magdalena seems as a very funny,free and caring person. But as you get to know her,you find out that she is not as she seems. Most likely a libra with a salty twisted attitude. She will tell lies about you and distrust you. You will feel sad. Don’t ever make contact with Magdalena,trust me.
Hi there Magdalena!
Well hello...
Do you love me?<3
Yes,of course....
The next day:
I hate you!!!
I thought you loved me Magdalena :(
Well hello...
Do you love me?<3
Yes,of course....
The next day:
I hate you!!!
I thought you loved me Magdalena :(
by Nickitoyko October 20, 2018
A small, hairless, flightless bird, commonly known as a 'squab'. This creature is a popular dish in various parts of Somalia. It is well known for its overly delicious and succulent breasts. Magdalena, translated from Somalian to English gives a definition of a Labia, which gives an outlook of the femininity of this tiny creature.
Boy: "Holy crap, look at that disgusting creature! It looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp!"
Bypasser: "Oh, that thing! Thats a Magdalena!"
Bypasser: "Oh, that thing! Thats a Magdalena!"
by Abdikharam Smith January 2, 2008
She has a small group of really close friends and loves them all. She's not fake.
Even though sometimes she can be a bit mean when she speaks her mind, she always has the best at heart.
Even though sometimes she can be a bit mean when she speaks her mind, she always has the best at heart.
Im in love with maria, she's my addiction
Maria will haunt your dreams and will stay in your mind forever.
Hey this is the girl im talking about her name is Maria Magdalena.
Maria will haunt your dreams and will stay in your mind forever.
Hey this is the girl im talking about her name is Maria Magdalena.
by Random girl lolo March 2, 2020
Magdalena
Best cousin ever she is about 5,4ft, 83 pounds, golden brown eyes, brown curly hair and her breath stinks like rotten feet but that doesn't matter because she is best and we r always here for each other.
Best cousin ever she is about 5,4ft, 83 pounds, golden brown eyes, brown curly hair and her breath stinks like rotten feet but that doesn't matter because she is best and we r always here for each other.
Person 1: Who is that big ass curly ball
Person 2: Oh, that girl over there is just Magdalena Kovač dont get close to her cuz she is farting like god damn Nicolas McLonson
Person 1: Oh shoot i was just about to ask her on Prom, but anyways thank you for warning
Person 2: No problem bro have a good one!
Person 1: Ok bye bro!
Person 2: Bye!
Person 2: Oh, that girl over there is just Magdalena Kovač dont get close to her cuz she is farting like god damn Nicolas McLonson
Person 1: Oh shoot i was just about to ask her on Prom, but anyways thank you for warning
Person 2: No problem bro have a good one!
Person 1: Ok bye bro!
Person 2: Bye!
by SMartin 2403 December 18, 2021
Hands down the most amazing person I'll ever met.
She has beautiful smile and lips. People usually call her Megy. When she look at you with those eyes and smile it's so easy to find yourself lost. Her eyes are brilliant pools of hazel or blue and once you've seen them you'll never want to look away. She is sometimes two-faced and manipulative but in covert sense. She has small circle of friends. Often Marija Magdalena is self-critical. She gets angry easily on small things. She is very mysterious. This person is so hot, sexy and always happy. She keeps to herself.
She has beautiful smile and lips. People usually call her Megy. When she look at you with those eyes and smile it's so easy to find yourself lost. Her eyes are brilliant pools of hazel or blue and once you've seen them you'll never want to look away. She is sometimes two-faced and manipulative but in covert sense. She has small circle of friends. Often Marija Magdalena is self-critical. She gets angry easily on small things. She is very mysterious. This person is so hot, sexy and always happy. She keeps to herself.
Marija Magdalena
by Baconbaby6 November 21, 2021
Hands down the most amazing person I'll ever met.
She has beautiful smile and lips. People usually call her Megy. When she look at you with those eyes and smile it's so easy to find yourself lost. Her eyes are brilliant pools of hazel or blue and once you've seen them you'll never want to look away. She is sometimes two-faced and manipulative but in covert sense. She has small circle of friends. Often Marija Magdalena is self-critical. She gets angry easily on small things. She is very mysterious. This person is so hot, sexy and always happy. She keeps to herself.
She has beautiful smile and lips. People usually call her Megy. When she look at you with those eyes and smile it's so easy to find yourself lost. Her eyes are brilliant pools of hazel or blue and once you've seen them you'll never want to look away. She is sometimes two-faced and manipulative but in covert sense. She has small circle of friends. Often Marija Magdalena is self-critical. She gets angry easily on small things. She is very mysterious. This person is so hot, sexy and always happy. She keeps to herself.
Marija Magdalena
by Baconbaby6 November 21, 2021