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Magdalena

Best cousin ever she is about 5,4ft, 83 pounds, golden brown eyes, brown curly hair and her breath stinks like rotten feet but that doesn't matter because she is best and we r always here for each other.
Person 1: Who is that big ass curly ball
Person 2: Oh, that girl over there is just Magdalena Kovač dont get close to her cuz she is farting like god damn Nicolas McLonson
Person 1: Oh shoot i was just about to ask her on Prom, but anyways thank you for warning
Person 2: No problem bro have a good one!
Person 1: Ok bye bro!
Person 2: Bye!
by SMartin 2403 December 18, 2021
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Martin or Smartin Soldo (it depends on what hairstyle he has) is my short, big ass, smelly feet cousine. He is not very good at school because he is not very smart. He's got cute baby-face and some freckles on nose. Some girts find it cute (like me, because he is my cousine, my brother, my life) but most of them don't. The thing that girls like about him is that he plays handball. He is goal keeper and often get's a ball in his head (but that doesn't matter because his head is unusable).
Me: Martin! (Smartin)
Martin: What?
Me: Hi.
by SMartin 2403 April 9, 2022
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