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a term with 3 definitions.

1. Josie's Dad
2. A really really cool muffin
3. A sea creature
- You know who's short? Josie
- Nah man, Maffins is way shorter
- I ate a maffin!
- Nooo way, those are so cool
- *splash*
- what the hell was that?
- I think it was a maffin
- holy crap, call the popo
by josie chau May 02, 2010
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Somebody who uses a combination of martial arts and dance skills to intimidate people.
"Holy crap, that guy's pulling a maffin, let's get the hell out of here!"
by Jez B July 30, 2013
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