Always looks good. Even if you don't like him you'll love him eventually. He's funny but stupid a lot. He's probably gonna steal ya girl so you should watch out. He's overall a great guy.
by Papi Columbus November 19, 2017
A person who obnoxiously interrogates someone who has just lost a bet to the point of extreme anger while inserting retarded nuggets of genious that would make even John Madden proud.
"So how much did you lose on the Colts game tonight?"
"Shut up man, I don't want to talk about it."
"I can't believe you made that bet. It was so obvious that Manning was going to throw six interceptions and lose a fumble tonight."
"You know what Jack? Stop being such a fucking maddener and go play in traffic."
"Shut up man, I don't want to talk about it."
"I can't believe you made that bet. It was so obvious that Manning was going to throw six interceptions and lose a fumble tonight."
"You know what Jack? Stop being such a fucking maddener and go play in traffic."
by D H November 12, 2007
Oh your such a madden
by like ya cut g October 27, 2020
To make a blatantly obvious comment in an attempt to sound like an expert.
Comments much like the famed John Madden NFL commentator would make about how the team that scores the most points usually wins.
Comments much like the famed John Madden NFL commentator would make about how the team that scores the most points usually wins.
Sports commentators now days are becoming maddenized as they always say the obvious thing and rarely have much insight.
by fresnoR October 17, 2009
The guy who is always depressed but doesn’t show it. He enjoys talking to people but he feels he is being annoyed. If he really likes someone he will not give up until he know that he’ll never be good enough for her.
Madden is depressed
by Depressed and sad November 21, 2018
A white boy who doesn’t trust anyone or rely on anything but himself. Is a rude and disrespectful person who thinks they have all the hoes. Spelled the same way as that dumb little football game you can find on consoles and junk
by Pascokiddo‼️😘 October 20, 2019
A Football video game series where, in recent titles, it is way too easy to throw an interception. Only reason why I still play QB Club 99.
Man, I was playing Madden ’03 and I was throwing to Marvin Harrison and all of a sudden Troy Polamalu pops up out of nowhere, catches the ball, and returns it for a defensive touchdown…wtf, Troy Polamalu wasn’t even playing in ’03! This game’s fucked.
by Steagles June 7, 2006