(Also lolcat.) A picture of a cat doing something seemingly-innocuous, with words photoshopped over the picture. Probably an offshoot of the orly owl.
"I see what you did there", "oh, hi, I upgraded your ram", and "aggressive cat is aggressive/defensive cat is defensive" are three popular cat macros.
by Yet Another Josh Cohen February 9, 2007
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A internet forum phrase originally coined in Something Awful forums (like nearly every other internet phrase, really), this is an image with a (hopefully) funny phrase relating to the situation in the thread.
They're usually intended as offensive, but are generally seen as a rather low form of "entertainment" and don't generate much heat in a flame war unless the person or thread it's aimed at is particularly sensitive.
Thread Topic: cute kittens
PostWhore: "My cat is really cute!"
Joe Poster: "My cat is also very cute."
Poster X: image of a man in spandex with the words "THIS THREAD IS GAY" superimposed over it
by surasshu August 26, 2005
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a person who is following a nutrition plan and consistently hits their macros (protein, carbohydrate and fat) to lose body fat and become a better athlete.
Wow... look at her abs, she must be a macro genius.
by fitgirl1 April 6, 2019
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A male that jerks off incessantly. His masturbatory activities are on a level that is so large in scale and scope it’s well beyond your average male that gives it an occasional tug.
Dude you are such a macro wanker. Do you ever not watch porn and wank? Do you ever leave your room?

My roommate was a macro wanker. I could always hear him but rarely ever saw him.

My porn addiction has turned me into a macro wanker.
by Dick Onchin September 27, 2020
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"Macro-modding or Macro-mod" is when the lowest tier staff member of some sort without permissions to warrant punishments is acting as if they're a moderator who's able to warrant said punishment.
Helper Player1: Don't spam or you will get punished, Player2.
Member Player2: No macro modding, Player1.
by crautoclicker February 19, 2017
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cutting a pair of old jeans so that they can be worn as shorts.
by lollypop uranus November 18, 2006
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An iPad
Guy 1: Dude, I just bought an iPad!
Guy 2: You mean an iTouch Macro? Fuck that. Get your money back.
by manwithanorangeforahead April 14, 2010
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