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carbohydrate

the act of sticking both of your penises into the ass cavern of a hot bitch
Joe Youngcarbohydrated all over Cynthia's bootie hole
carbohydrate by Cecil Williams October 23, 2007

Carbohydrate City

a fictional city or township populated by fat people who chow down on carbohydrate-laden snacks such as potato chips / potato crisps, pasta based meals, sandwiches, breakfast cereals etc
paul: check out all my pasta
john: wo, carbohydrate city

joanne: can you pass me a slice of bread
megyn: that bitch is on the bus to carbohydrate city

carbohydrate cooter

Juan told me he almost died going down on becky because he's allergic to gluten, she must have a carbohydrate cooter.

Accumulate that carbohydrate 

The way to say "get that bread" intelligently.
C'mon my fellow comrades. Let us go accumulate that carbohydrate.

Carbohydratarian 

A person or animal who primarily or exclusively eats or prefers to eat carbohydrates (sugary and/or starchy and or heavily cellulose laden foods) as their primary diet source.
"When planning food for a party buffet, one has to be sure to include a variety of dishes that will appeal to all types of eaters, including carnivores, vegetarians, and even carbohydratarians."
Carbohydratarian by Eric Raynor November 7, 2008

carbrohydrates 

A spin off of "carbohydrates," though these are usually eaten by bros. Additionally, they never are used in a negative context.
Bro 1: "Come on, dude, that thing is full of carbrohydrates!"

Bro 2: "Exactly. Now let me stuff my face, fool."
carbrohydrates by SuperEboy July 10, 2010