Machinez 

The machinez from the matrix. Yell this when about to commit suicide, orhave nothing left to say. The great Morphues First invented the art of going crazy and yelling it, after the Machinez war ended and he became a crazy old war veteren. GG

MACHINEZ!!! !!! ??? ??? ! ???? !!!!
/suicide

Machinez by The-Coach August 6, 2006

MACHINEZ 

*Note: This is the REAL definition of MACHINEZ! Another user submitted this, only with exclamation points and submitted HIS NOT-SO-ACCURATE version. He ripped me off, since I started this phrase as the world's greatest joke, the joke that keeps on giving. Here is the CORRECT definition.

MACHINEZ, (noun). It is first of all, referring to the MACHINEZ from the Matrix. Morpheus spoke of these MACHINEZ in Reloaded, in his address to the people of Zion. This is what he really meant to say. "Citizens of Zion....MACHINEZ!" Well, maybe not those exact words, but you starting to get the idea, right? Makes you wonder, huh? Good! Anyways, you're probably wondering, why???? Well, to answer that question, we must look deep into the mind of Morpheus. He was always VERY worried about MACHINEZ in the three movies. So, here is the story of WHY....

After Neo finally defeated Smith, there was peace between the humans and the MACHINEZ. But Morpheus was always nervous about the MACHINEZ. He one day grew so scared he could not hold it in any longer. Thus he began his mission inside the Matrix. He had to warn everyone. Warn them of the MACHINEZ! To this day he runs around the streets of the Matrix, yelling MACHINEZ! in people's faces, then, for dramatic effect to get the attention of the person, he will commit some sort of violent suicide right after he says it. Then he randomly appears somewhere else and does it all over again.\

This should offer an explanation to anyone who's ever been MACHINEZ'd in Star Wars Galaxies or World of Warcraft. It is because Morpheus wants to warn you of the MACHINEZ!!! He can use other people to get his message across, too. So it's not always him who says it.

To conclude on this deep topic, Morpheus is crazy. But he needs your help! The time has come, citizens of Zion!! Spread the word! Yell MACHINEZ at the next person you see! Send the message across in your online game! Freak people out! Then, go stand on a building and yell it to the whole world! Don't commit suicide in real life though, leave that up to Morpheus. But you can always take it a step to far in the virtual world, right? Here's an example. Randomly in a firefight in Halo 2, kill all your team mates, then throw a grenade on the ground. Right before you die, yell MACHINEZ!!!!!!!! Or be creative! Just get the message across to the whole world!!! MACHINEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Person #1: Hey man, whatcha doin?
Person #2: .......
Person #1: You alright, man?
Person #2: MACHINEZ!

MACHINEZ by _Morpheus_ August 8, 2006

Disaster Machine 

Canadian Akshay Kumar known as Disaster Machine.
Akshay Kumar has acquired cult status when it comes to flops & disasters.
More than 80 Flops in domestic market & 100 flops in overseas, Akshay Kumar has every right to be crowned as Disaster Machine.

When disaster machine invented, engineer said 'yeh dekho akshay kumar'

Disaster Machine by Hari Om Bhatiya Dhaba Wale May 29, 2020

Shit Machine 

An alternative name for a dog; it doesn’t matter if it’s a pedigree or a mongrel, it comes from the old saying “a dog is a machine for turning food into dog and dog shit, but once it’s full grown it doesn’t produce dog anymore.” Strictly speaking it’s not the dogs’ fault but is due to irresponsible owners who fail to clean up after their animals.

I hope you’re going to clean up after your shit machine.

Shit Machine by AKACroatalin December 1, 2015

Machine gun sex

Machine gun sex is characterized by violent, rapid, repeated thrusts.

Susie was suffering from exhaustion, after a marathon of bout of machine gun sex!

Machine gun sex by I, Wreckerrr October 14, 2016

Machine Learning 

1. An Artificial Intelligence (AI) algorithm that proposes solutions to a problem after learning from several trial and error attempts.
2. A term that students use at hackathons to sound smart, especially when they actually have no idea what it means.

Example (from a 2011 Hackathon):
C++ Code:
int main()
{

cout<<"Enter your name";

cin >> name;

cout << "Hello, Brian!";
}
Brian: We used machine learning to greets the user, by learning their name.
*Brian won 4th place at the hackathon*

Machine Learning by Wammybarnut March 18, 2015

Machine repairman 

A high caliber Craftsman who repairs anything with movable parts including machines used for sexual pleasure.

"My machine broke down" , the beautiful redhead said so I called a machine repairman to fix it .

Machine repairman by R&E apprentice April 6, 2017