4 definitions by The-Coach
The machinez from the matrix. Yell this when about to commit suicide, orhave nothing left to say. The great Morphues First invented the art of going crazy and yelling it, after the Machinez war ended and he became a crazy old war veteren. GG
MACHINEZ!!! !!! ??? ??? ! ???? !!!!
by The-Coach Aug 5, 2006 add a video
Relic Comics would like to apologize for the fake definition of hamburgerman made earlier. We had nothing to do with that persons actions. Hamburgerman was invented by the-Coach. After creating it in sunday school, with several 1-3 panel shorts the-coach created Relic Co. And Relic studios is a part of that which now creates many comics, and more. We do not Think Urban dictionary should be used as a form of revenge. The individual who left the false definition earlier is a troubled, pathetic, girl, who jsut wanted attention and could not think of any ideas of her own. So thus they posted the false definition. Relic Co is not associated with her in anyway. Relic Co would like to ask urban dictionary to remove the false, incorrect, stolen definition, if that is possible. We do not want people to have the wrong information, nor let that individual get away with this stunt. here is the real story of Hamburgerman: In the year 2000 a terrorist was going to bomb mcdonalds, but when he decided to call off his terroristic life he had to stash the nukes. So he threw them away. All the food in the trash can came alive and became transformed. One of the hamburgers relized that he was givin his powers and he must use them to help mankind. But there are those who decided to use it to gain more power. Hamburgerman then began fighting the evil. After many dramatic battles he retired. But then a threat that was person to him, destroyed his life, the threat was in fact from the inside of th...more...
by The-Coach Aug 16, 2006 add a video
Little moronic kids do something they think could be in the movie the matrix. Such as they dodge something, or wall jump. And they say; "WHOAH I DID THE MATRICKS BACK THERE LAWLZ!" This phrase makes no sence, since the matrix is in fact a noun.
*wall jump* OH DUDE! I totaly did the MATRIX!
*PUNCH* STFU KID
by The-Coach Sep 5, 2007 add a video
The-Coach is a gaming legend. Over years of training from the Gamecube version of the popular 007 game "Night Fire" he game a PRO at fps. His Night Fire skills transfered over to the game Halo. The first time he ever played halo, as well as an xbox he beet one of its legends. Now The-Coach is a Halo 2 legend, using his wits, stratigies, and skills to pwn anyone who gets in his way. His halo skills somehow transfer to all other fps games. He was recently showed the world of MMORPGS, which he is mastering. World of warcraft is his game. He plays on Server Frostmane as the tauren warrior named RAGNARHOOF. It seems destiny has choosen The-Coach as the worlds greatest gamer. Being only 15 and mastering almost anygame he touches. He is currently working on a show that shows the struggles of his life called cronicles of teh coach. His catchline is "im gonna teach ya how to play" If oyu ever spot him pwning in Warcraft 3 The Frozen throne give him a holla.
The-Coach is a toal pro.
by The-Coach Aug 8, 2006 add a video