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to construct a bong or any drug paraphernalia from ordinary household scraps in a maximum of 5 minutes.
Short on cash, and long on weight, steve macgyvered a bowl outta a half apple.
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An fairytale world where the hero performs magic with everyday junk. Those of us who actually work in the real world and know what really happens when you try his tricks either laugh our asses off or shake our heads.
Did you see MacGyver wrap gum foil around that 100 amp 440 volt fuse to use the elevator, I'll bet it made quite a flash when it vaporized.
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v. To inexplicably overcome a perilous situation through the skillful use of random or otherwise unrelated objects.
Dude, I'll Macgyver that shit.
by Detroit Rock citeee September 25, 2010
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A guy with a mullet who bangs lots of 80's broads and has one of the coolest theme songs ever. On September 14, 1985, God's second son (Jesus' little brother) Macgyver was introduced to the world. He can make a bitch cum with a tooth pick and a stick of chewing gum. His only downside is that he is a pussy bitch who refuses to use guns, in fact in one episode after he finds a gun he hides it in a flower pot. But he redeems himself by turning a coffin into a Jet-Ski (what a bad ass).
Guy 1: "What did you do last night?"
Guy 2: "I Macgyvered this chick in the ass and then she pooped out white logs, which I used to a snowman that saved the world."
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An invincible being from another dimension who can turn anything into anything. Possesses limitless knowledge of any subject matter. Uses his powers for good, in exchange for sex with vast quantities of women. Has a mullet that can deflect any man-made weaponry. Invented nearly every machine or tool in existence today, but gave credit to others in exchange for sex with wives, sisters, daughters, etc.
Jesus tried to fuck with some atheists, but Macgyver stepped in and saved the day.
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1.) noun. Well known show during the 80s which involed a character named Macgyver which solved many problems with scavenged items.

2.) verb. To freestyle something, to perform without proper training or experience but using past knowledge un-related to the current task inorder to succeed.

3.) verb. To half-assedly build something, to build with only the hope it will work once.
student 1: Man that test was really hard, I could barely remember my notes for that.

student 2: I did'nt know the stuff either, so I just Macgyvered that shit.

student 1: Niiiiiice.
by uber1ord October 30, 2007
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Random guy: OMG arthur Macgyvered me
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