An urban legend, an occurance that happens less frequent then the Solar eclipse itself. To ever wish to experience a Macedonian Nightmare would be foolish.
Nikola will be unable to attend work/school activities for an indefinate period of time, due to experiencing a Macedonian Nightmare
by bdefekt July 5, 2010
by robisaponyboy March 6, 2008
Jeez. Branislav's penis is gigantic. It is taller than I am. It is basically a skyscraper... a Macedonian Skyscraper
by enobs September 25, 2014
A person who currently lives or is from the Republic of North Macedonian or may refer to a group of south Slavs that mainly inhabit the northern part of the historical region of Macedonia.
I am North Macedonian
by NMKWARRIOR January 28, 2019
Like "Alexander the Great was a Slav", this is meant to piss off greek people because they think that hes greek, but hes actually macedonian. His parents were literally Macedonian, and although he spoke greek and macdonians did adopt greek traditions, that doesne mean that hes greek.
Rando rice farmer: Hey SOKRATIS, Alexander the Great was Macedonian
Sokratis: NONOOONOONO HE WAS GREKEEKEK YOU STUPIDD MONKEY
Sokratis: NONOOONOONO HE WAS GREKEEKEK YOU STUPIDD MONKEY
by NotDuke69420 October 26, 2022
Macedonian Steam Shower: a truly filthy manuvere. After a hard night of drinking and general pizza parlor mayhem; once must first have a breakfast complete with dirty cups of coffee and plenty of eggs. Upon completion of breakfast the artist takes a huge, dirty shit. While shitting it is important to turn the hot water on in a shower ensuring then next man in the room is treated to a truly thick and penetrating shit smell. The only way to rid oneself of this stink is suicide.
by The Notorious G.I.B. November 5, 2009
Noun
Unlike the conventional 1 piece or 2 piece bathing suits, the Macedonian Bathing Suit is the opposite of the European "mono kini", where the female wearer only wears a bikini bottom. The Macedonian Bathing Suit is a female bathing suit, where only the upper half of the body is covered, exposing the reproductive organs of the Macedonian wearer.
Unlike the conventional 1 piece or 2 piece bathing suits, the Macedonian Bathing Suit is the opposite of the European "mono kini", where the female wearer only wears a bikini bottom. The Macedonian Bathing Suit is a female bathing suit, where only the upper half of the body is covered, exposing the reproductive organs of the Macedonian wearer.
"Wow, look at that hottie over there in the Macedonian Bathing Suit, I can't believe she isn't wearing a bottom."
"I got a really bad burn on my "hoo hah" this weekend while wearing my Macedonian Bathing Suit to the beach."
"I got a really bad burn on my "hoo hah" this weekend while wearing my Macedonian Bathing Suit to the beach."
by Heyhey1 August 17, 2009