The act of flirting with a girl of South Asian origin (India and surrounding countries). The feminine form of "macarona".
"Hey look, there's Shaanti! I'm gonna go macaroni!"
by Josh Ji September 19, 2006
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a ridiculous american mispronounciation of italian term "maccheroni", that is an obsolete word for "rigatoni", a type of short pasta.
American: Hi dude, ar there some macaroni and cheese?
Italian: (with disgust) No, if you want some macaroni and cheese come back to US.
by Fede81 April 1, 2010
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A reference to an old vine:

*stirs pot of macaroni*
*macaroni makes squishy sounding noise*
“this is what good pussy sounds like”
Basically a reference to the sound a vagina makes during sex
“damn he did me so good last night had the macaroni noises”
wtf does that even mean
by gookoo December 29, 2020
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To propose inventing a new drinking game while being too drunk to coherently develop any rules for it. Alternatively, a condition that exists within a drinking game that lacks all structure and consistency.
We wanted to finish the bottle of rum but were struck by a serious case of Macaroni Magic.

Or, Macaroni Magic was in effect that night, so I had to drink four shots from five shot glasses while gargling the National Anthem. I think.
by Abwalkerlegal June 7, 2017
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Descriptive term for any fat bastard who puts on a football uniform and calls himself an athlete. Most often, it's a linebacker who weighs over 300 pounds and has tree trunks for legs, an ass so large it deserves its own zip code, and a gut that hangs down so far that he can't see his junk. Without the uniform, he'd look like a beer-guzzling hot-dog noshing lardass fan. But, put a number on his back, some padding, and helmet and he gets paid millions of dollars to stand in middle of a football field and push other macaroni monsters.

Examples: William "The Refrigerator" Perry, Aaron Gibson, Terrance "Pot Roast" Knighton
"Dude! Didja see that. Holy crap! That macaroni monster just sacked the quarterback."
"Yeah man. He's such a macaroni monster he needs three other dudes to help him up."
by _DrBigEars_ December 15, 2015
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Martínez said, "Jesus, did you see that?!"

Jesus said, "Holy macaroni! I did!"
by Jayaway August 1, 2016
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