MacGyverbate

Pleasuring oneself using random household objects not typically incorporated in standard masturbation

The batteries in my fleshlight were dead, and I was fresh out of Jergens, so I busted open a can of biscuits and MacGyverbated.

by Prestoned October 3, 2012

Macgyverbate

To use materials available that you wouldn't normally think of as masturbation aides

I had to rub one out quick so I had to Macgyverbate with a crescent wrench!

by 1970 ink slinger December 3, 2015

MacGyverbation

That act of masturbating with tools put together like MacGyver. This would include, but not limited to, a faux vagina or faux phallus.

Filling a shoe box with packing peanuts and cutting a hole to the side and lining the hole with bologna and heating up shampoo/conditioner in the microwave and applying to the bologna lined hole. The true MacGyverbation

by scarysnowmanofFJ May 11, 2011