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1. "Damn, my bloody flat mate Mused all over the carpet".
2. "He completely Mused-up that guitar part."

1. "I gots to jet; they too many Muse up in here."
2. "I understand that you are a Muse, but can't you keep it in your pants?"
by DwarfShortage December 06, 2012
a great band with a sound that compares to a mixture of radiohead and rage against the machine.
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by schmowge February 09, 2007
A great band, nearly as good a Radiohead.
Dyou like Muse?
Yeaaah, but I'm still hooked on Radiohead.
by Hoovah April 17, 2010
a band of pretty cool greek girls made by Zeus and Mnemosyne to help artists when they need inspiration.

by extension, anybody who's in a position to inspire an artist.
Who's your Muse, muso? - Muse
by Flop February 02, 2005
A substitution for the word "sex" or "fucking" so parents or anybody else would not know what you are talking about.

girl: So you want to muse tonight?
guy: Yeah, I've been dying to get my thoughts straightened out!
by bluecat May 26, 2007
A urethral suppository similar to Caverject, used to treat male impotence. Very effective. Similar to loading a musket.
Used in desperation, since afterwards your dick will feel as if you slammed it in a door.
I used Muse, then I fucked her (after giving her the $200.00), then my dick felt like I slammed in in the car door (like five times).
by Buttslapper October 15, 2006
A controlling bitch who uses her stupidity, fatness, and overall dumbass personality in order to force strict rules upon children in music classes.
Dude, that mom is such a muse, she couldn't go 5 seconds without telling me what to do or where to go or what I was doing wrong!
by Band President May 10, 2005